{"id":171,"date":"2016-02-04T10:59:35","date_gmt":"2016-02-04T10:59:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.findhappy.com\/blog\/?p=171"},"modified":"2016-02-04T10:59:35","modified_gmt":"2016-02-04T10:59:35","slug":"top-10-worst-valentines-gifts-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.findhappy.com\/blog\/top-10-worst-valentines-gifts-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Worst Valentines Gifts Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our 10 worst Valentines Day gifts you could possibly give or receive this Valentines Day. From novelty waxings and testicular fresheners to not so personal love notes viewed by over 8 million YouTube users. What could possibly go wrong?nn&nbsp;nn&nbsp;n<\/p>\n<h3>1. Candy posing pouch<\/h3>\n<p>n&#8221;Sweet &amp; Sexy&#8221; Er, if you say so..nn&nbsp;nn<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"442\" height=\"500\" class=\"size-full wp-image-177 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.findhappy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/candy-pouch-1.jpeg\" alt=\"Candy posing pouch\" \/>nn&nbsp;n<\/p>\n<h3>2. Fundies &#8211; The undewear built for two<\/h3>\n<p>n&#8221;Half the fun is getting in them&#8221; Buy these for your partner this Valentines and you will probably be sleeping on the couch.nn&nbsp;nn<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"625\" height=\"547\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-181\" src=\"https:\/\/www.findhappy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/fundies-1.jpg\" alt=\"Fundies\" \/>nn&nbsp;n<\/p>\n<h3>3. Say it with Prophylactics<\/h3>\n<p>nGuys, this will not get you &#8216;sexy time&#8217;nn&nbsp;nn<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"625\" height=\"469\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-182\" src=\"https:\/\/www.findhappy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/durex-heart-1.jpg\" alt=\"durex-heart\" \/>nn&nbsp;n<\/p>\n<h3>4. Fresh Balls<\/h3>\n<p>nWe need to talknn&nbsp;nn<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"540\" height=\"542\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-183\" src=\"https:\/\/www.findhappy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/freshballs-1.jpg\" alt=\"freshballs\" \/>nn&nbsp;n<\/p>\n<h3>5. Romantic back wax<\/h3>\n<p>nThere is nothing wrong with a bit of manscaping but comedy waxings are a big no-nonn&nbsp;nn<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"201\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-184\" src=\"https:\/\/www.findhappy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/heart-back-wax-1.jpg\" alt=\"heart-back-wax\" \/>n<\/p>\n<h3>6. Video declaration of love<\/h3>\n<p>nNothing says &#8216;I love you so much&#8217; better than a creepy, shirtless video.n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/6laGvKtPZYQ\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe>nn&nbsp;n<\/p>\n<h3>7. Creepy love song<\/h3>\n<p>nCringe warning, viewer discretion advisedn<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/3lgMhXXTukY\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe>n<\/p>\n<h3>8. How about arranging her funeral?<\/h3>\n<p>n&#8221;Give her the perfect gift&#8221; We disagreenn&nbsp;nn<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"423\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-185\" src=\"https:\/\/www.findhappy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/funeral-1.jpg\" alt=\"funeral\" \/>nn&nbsp;n<\/p>\n<h3>9. Stud Undies<\/h3>\n<p>nWho are we kidding, he&#8217;ll love this. Men are dumbnn&nbsp;nn<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"621\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-187\" src=\"https:\/\/www.findhappy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/stud-pants-1.jpg\" alt=\"stud-pants\" \/>nn&nbsp;n<\/p>\n<h3>10. Better Marriage Blanket<\/h3>\n<p>nWe have no words for thisnn&nbsp;nn<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-189\" src=\"https:\/\/www.findhappy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/silent-but-deadly-1.jpg\" alt=\"silent-but-deadly\" \/>nn&nbsp;nn<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"250\" height=\"69\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-197\" src=\"https:\/\/www.findhappy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/for-more-happiness-1.gif\" alt=\"for-more-happiness\" \/>nn<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/pages\/Find-Happy\/1528554277397300\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"250\" height=\"69\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-198\" src=\"https:\/\/www.findhappy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/like-us-on-facebook-1.gif\" alt=\"like-us-on-facebook\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/findhappycom\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"250\" height=\"69\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-199\" src=\"https:\/\/www.findhappy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/follow-us-twitter-1.gif\" alt=\"follow-us-twitter\" \/><\/a>nn&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Our 10 worst Valentines Day gifts you could possibly give or receive this Valentines Day. 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